Just because there are red flags doesn’t mean it’s a carnival. The Not a Carnival Collection is your cheeky, no-nonsense reminder that toxic behavior isn’t cute, funny, or worth ignoring.
We’ve all made excuses, laughed off warning signs, or stayed too long—but this design says what we’ve learned the hard way: 🚩 is a red flag, not an invitation to ride the rollercoaster.
With bold red flags and a touch of sarcasm, this piece is perfect for those who’ve outgrown the drama and learned to walk away before the clown show starts.
Wear it with pride. You’ve seen the red flags—and this time, you’re not buying a ticket.
This T-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more — soft, lightweight, stretchy in all the right places, and flattering on literally everyone. Whether you're lounging, layering, or leading a revolution, it’s got your back.
It’s not you, it’s the cotton. 😄This tee may shrink a bit, but that just means it’s real, honest, 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (aka, the good stuff). So don’t worry — you didn’t suddenly grow, your shirt just got cozier.
Details (a.k.a. why this shirt rocks):
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors have a lil’ polyester magic)
Soft and breathable: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises
Side-seamed for a tailored fit
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping because you deserve comfort from top to bottom
Sourced responsibly from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USA
🧵 Each shirt is made just for you the moment you order — not sitting in a warehouse somewhere. That means a little extra wait time, but a lot less waste. So thanks for being kind to the planet while looking this good.
